So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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