I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Randomize
