There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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