C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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