I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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