So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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