someone get that fucking seahorse.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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