Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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