wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
