I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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