is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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