Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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