I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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