A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
