I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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