garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
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