Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Randomize
