i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
