She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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