The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
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your 30's fucking rock cock!! don't ever doubt it!
I ain't sayin whoreable's a gold digger, but she ain't messin with no broke...
if you ever need a date let me know. ;-)
Text from last night? Or midlife crisis email from last night?
Growing old is compulsory,\nGrowing up is optional!
I read this one last year.
my late 30's brought me a surprise teenage daughter. be careful.
That's why to get a vasectomy at age 28!
vasectomy ftw gentlemen and you can still bukkake
that wouldnt have mattered because i was 36 when i found out i had a 13 year old daughter.
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