Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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