i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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