I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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