Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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