Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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