i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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