There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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