Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
His hands were made for my vagina.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Randomize
