Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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