how hairy? two words: wookie tits
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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