The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
