I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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