My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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