Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Randomize
