I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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