You're so nebulous sometimes
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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