Me. At least after what I've been through.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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