She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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