To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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