walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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