DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Randomize
