I'm eating all of the evidence.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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