i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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