We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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