No, you can still breathe under the balls.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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