I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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