I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Randomize
