so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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