fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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