You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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