Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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