Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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