You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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