she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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