His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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