let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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