yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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