Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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