Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
His hands were made for my vagina.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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