She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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