No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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